Let's start here.

'Jay Cutler is literally turning into Jeff George'. So, Cutler's a shape-shifter that can not only assume the form of an existing human, but actually take over their existence?

'The Cleveland Cavaliers are literally a one man team'. Really? The Cavs have only one player defending five and nobody on the bench?

"He literally steam-rolled that linebacker." Wow! How did they even let him get that large, noisy machine into the stadium, let alone drive it out of the huddle, line it up at the line of scrimmage, and use it to gradually pursue a linebacker? And how come that linebacker couldn't out-run such a cumbersome, slow-moving vehicle?

'He literally killed the team with that last interception.' Damn! So, he's in jail on 52 counts of homicide... with no bail, I assume?

Despite the title of this blog I don't intend on devoting it's entire content toward the misuse of the word 'literally'. It will be more of a release valve for us: us that love sports and devote time toward watching sports but cannot stand the hyperbolic, over-praising, mentioning-of-the-obvious, bipolar, dick-sucking hoo-ha, booya screaming, 'now that's old-time' playing yea-hooism that cancers our watching experience. Perhaps it will even spread toward something else, something bigger. But, for now, let's start here.